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PARTY POWER WITH TIM THE TERRIFIC!

Sir Tim, a nice and truly wonderful man, has once again outdone himself. Not only has he got New Taeorn off work with his regional holiday plan to celebrate the founding of the New Taeorn but he has arranged for the finest warriors in the land to do battle. The Man of Mystery is apparently entering the joust against the Crimson Champion. That should be one to watch.

GUR GOES GREATLY DOWNHILL!

Trouble in that sleepy backwater of Gur has caused some worry in the neighboring lands. Apparently some traditional has been betrayed by some people and they killed lots of things with the stuff and the things, and the heads and the hurting. The Red Dragon would like to ask "Who Cares?", we've got Tim's party to plan for.

NITLAS NICELY SORTED! WATCH OUT FOR THE BARBARIANS!

Seems like Nitlas is having it tough of late. They no sooner get peace sorted out and fix their internal troubles than the plains barbarians turn up. The Red Dragon has information that much of this doom and gloom has been caused by Morgan Blackhawk who it working with the King of Nitlas to create an undead army.


"Apparently things in New Taeorn have been revolving recently. Mavis has noticed that some of the fountains have been turning slowly but continuously. Funny old world we live in. What with that and the clocks. Nice clocks don't you think. Real useful when you arrive. Tell the time straight off, made of stone you know. Good and solid."

"I hear that the Papacy is the place to move to these days. What with the conflict in Nitlas, New Taeorn turning some outpost of the Tokol Empire and Gur going to pieces! I thinks its time we found somewhere peaceful and not too oppressive to live."

"Have you heard any Lamuriel Langly's sermons these days. No sooner does he finish one point than he comes up with another. Worst time was when he gathered us all together a few days ago just to carry on with a sermon from last week!"

To undo the reputation that the Red Dragon seems to have come under, the Red Dragon star would like to commission the journalist of the year competition. Anyone sending us an article can win a mystery prize!

The Red Dragon is also please to announce the winner of the best newspaper competition: THE RED DRAGON STAR

The Spot the Erin Competition is going into overdrive. Somewhere around here is Erin, can anyone spot him and win a cash prize?