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Red Dragon Star

Serving the Lowest Common Denominator for the last 8000 years!

ALL COMPETITION CRUSHED!

The Red Dragon star is proud to announce that all other news papers have ceased printing. We are now number one and anyone who says otherwise is lying. Our expert reporters have discovered that the Red Dragon Star is the sole survivor of the recent newspaper attacks. Our heartfelt regrets goes out to the Enquirer, a fine newspaper.

EARTHQUAKE NEAR KANVEH!

Things have shaken, rattled and rolled recently. Citizens of Kanveh were sent shuddering by a recent land quake that sent drinks coasting off tables and people dancing in the street. No one knows why the normally quiet region started to shake and people are wondering if the whole side that holds New Taeorn and Nitlas will slip off into the sea!

CHAMATA CHUCKS CRAZINESS AT ITARI!

A small outpost has been laid waste by foul smelling and particularly ugly raiders from Chamta. Although they are denying the it Chamata seems to be on the war path again and the Empire of Itari seems to be the target. Looks like war is in the air again.

GENERAL DEATHS GIVE GREAT GRIEF!

General Ortega is dead! And this time its definite, not like last time where we only said he was dead but he wasn't. Or the other time when he was on holiday. Or that time when he went walking down the street and tripped and we thought he was collapsing through some bizarre plague. Anyway he's dead and the Papacy miss him as he was leading their forces against the rebels.

NITLAS KNIGHTS NOT VERY NAUGHTY!

Rumour has it that there is trouble a brewing in the north. Seems like some nutter has locked himself in a tower. Not only that but we have the proof that the King is actually an undead monster and is sleeping with his confessor! Send in the witch hunters that's what the Red Dragon says!

NITLAS KNIGHTS NOT VERY NICE!

Looks like Nitlan knights are behind recent attacks on the Papacy. Apparently Nitlan forces have been masquerading as members of the Papacy and trying to get them to attack under false pretences. Naughty naughty very naughty Nitlas, the Red Dragon is not impressed.

COMPETITION RESULTS!

Congratulations to Lucia Kintaro - Sexiest Female Swashbuckler and overall winner.

And well done to The Man Of Mystery - Sexiest Male Swashbuckler.

SPOT THE ERIN COMPETITION CARRIES ON !

Erin is standing somewhere on this page can you find him?

TODAYS COMPETITION!

Find the Flencaalese Fan! Apparently the people from Flencaal are so nice, according to our mate Frobe, that everyone needs to meet them. Therefore the Red Dragon would like to get pictures for our tasteful art gallery depicting some of the finest male and female nudes ever sketched. Anyone who can offer us something will get a nice cash reward.