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RED DRAGON WINS COURT CASE!

The Red Dragon is pleased to announce that it has won its court case against Seven and Theodore Mandeville and that they will be forced to pay us lots and lots of money. The Red Dragon is intending to buy a nice small country with our winnings, somewhere like Gur probably. It seems that now things have got quieter there a for a while it might be a good investment opportunity.

NITLAS IN NEW NIGHTMARE!

King Blackhawk I, has just risen to the throne of Nitlas. Morgan Blackhawk has managed to becoming King of Nitlas on the back of the support of the Baron's of Nitlas. Returning a hero from his sojourn into the frozen north where he slew some sort of evil monster, he has captured the hearts and minds of the people of Nitlas. Let's see if he can keep them.

BAD NIGHTS SLEEP AFFECTS EVERYONE!

The Red Dragon has been charting the lack of sleep that people have been getting recently. Apparently there is a long line of people all willing to complain about the nightmares and other dream based irritations that they have been suffering. Devourings, screaming teethy things and other weird sites have been seen in people's slumber time. The Red Dragon thanks the recent coffee influx that it doesn't have to sleep.

TOWER ALERT IN NEW TAEORN!

A new tower has sprung up next to the machine in centre of New Taeorn, the fact that no one noticed it for the first few weeks has become something of a source of suspicion amongst the local people. So far knocking on the door has provoked little response. Maybe the Red Dragon could buy it from whoever owns it, with all the money it has got recently.

GUR GETS DEFENSIVE!

Having got fed up with the recent invasions of everyone and their mother; the country of Gur has decided to build up its guards and stop unwanted visitors. The Red Dragon is sure however that they will be allowed in to continue its stylish investigative reporting.

CHAMATA IN CHOSEN ONE COMBAT!

Akato Tang-Chan is a man whose star seems to keep rising and rising. What with his recent victories over the armies of 'something or other', as our mercenary sources describe them, and his engagement to the daughter of the Emperor of Chamata it seems that he just can't loose. So the Red Dragon would like to congratulate him on his heroic slaying of the whatever's in the placy thing where the stuff happened.

MOUNTAIN MISSING!

The Red Dragon has found that a mountain missing. Some mountain near the Papacy has collapsed. What with all the recent earthquakes the Red Dragon guesses that it was only a matter of time before something got hit. Travellers report that the mountain burst into fire and then fell over, or something like that. Let's just hope that it doesn't hit anywhere important.

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